Google Kills the Planet?

LG- Apparently one of our favorite pastimes is now destroying one of our favorite planets, Earth. According to Physicist Alex Wissner-Gross (check out that boyish photo), 2 google searches equals the same amount of destruction as boiling a pot of tea (we had to do an in depth Google search to see what that meant). So from now on we’re off tea!

Cow Gas Destroys Our World?

LG-The LA Times and many other news organizations have reported that cow flatulence is more of a contributor to global warming than cars. Really? Um what about the millions of buffalo that were killed off in the 1800’s? Do we really have more livestock than that or were the number of buffalo exaggerated? Not taking a side on the cow emission issue here but I’m just sayin’.

$1000 Bucks Says You’re Rich!

LG-Some months ago some guy put an app on the iPhone app store for an application called “I am rich”. This did nothing but put a gemstone picture on your phone. Armin Heinrich sold 8 of those bad boys before Apple took it down. Apparently it was too useless, although Apple gave no explanation.

Cell Phones Get You Drunk!

LG- Like 12 years ago some people began saying how talking on cell phones was like drunk driving. This could be because the phones were the size of a bottle of vodka back then. At least most people don’t vomit after talking on the cell phone for hours.

Is it really like being drunk? That would mean talking on the cell phone while doing anything else would be like being drunk. Like talking on the cell phone and watching a humorous show should make it funnier. And they say this is true even if you are using a hands-free device. So, people working in offices using headsets would be constantly stone-drunk since they use them all day. This explains many of the receptionists that I have met.

Also what about teenagers? They're on the phone all the time...

Taxing Carbohydrates?

LG-There may be a tax in New York only on sugary sodas not on diet sodas.